Jim got this really bad sunburn
This really, this really bad sunburn in the summer of '69
Jim got a bad sunburn
This really, this really bad sunburn in the summer of '69!

Really bad sunburn
Really bad sunburn
Really bad sunburn again

Brad bought this big surfboard
This really, this really big surfboard in the summer of '89
Brad bought this big surfboard
This really, this really big surfboard, and the doctor says he'll be just fine!

Really big surfboard
Really big surfboard
Really big surfboard again

Really big surfboard
Really big surfboard
Really big surfboard again

Jon grew these long sideburns
These really, these really long sunburns in the summer of '79
Jon grew these long sideburns
These really, these really long sunburns when he was waiting in a gas line

Really long sideburns
Really long sideburns
Really long sideburns again and again and again, whoa whoa whoa

Really long sideburns
Really long sideburns
Really long sideburns again

Really bad sunburn
Really bad sunburn
Really big surfboard
Really big surfboard
Really long sideburns
Really long sideburns
Really long sideburns again and again and again, whoa whoa whoa

Really bad sunburn
Really bad sunburn
Really bad sunburn again