i think im pregnant again
i made you believe the last kid was the end
oh, maybe
you cant afford child care
but that doesnt mean
i cant get welfare

i said i had my tubes tied
well guess what baby i lied
oh baby, baby

oops im pregnant again
i played with your dick
but you came too quick
oh baby baby
oops im such a big slut
you busted your nuts
and now im pregnant

at night you seemed real glad
but now your a dad
wishing that you hadnt cum in my cunt
ooh yeh you might have AIDS
i blew six of your friends
all in the same day

i said i had my tubes tied
but guess what baby i lied
oh baby baby

oops im pregnant again
i played with your dick
but you came too quick
oh baby baby
oops im such a big slut
you busted your nuts
and now im pregnant

wait britney before you go
theres something i want you to have
oh its so big but is it really
yes baby 12"
but it thought it was impossible for them to get that big
well baby i guess im just a big guy
ooh lets do it now