Viktor my friend look out there's a million fingers
Pointing at you.
From the coward in your head, to your stupid ugly
Friends, did you think id never hear about you?

You should be my princess bride.
I will show you the world and its dunes.
And if you wish to runaway I will find you my damsel
Gone frazzled.

Viktor my friend look out! Theres a million other
Dimwits like you.
From the 1000 days at sea to your cherry jubilee, did
You think id never hear about you?

You should be my princess bride.
I will show you the world and its dunes.
And if you wish to runaway I will find you my damsel
Gone frazzled...viktor!

Someday you will hide behind your glass of gaffes.
Enjoy your peace of mind cause I will have the last
Laugh.

Viktor my friend shut up! There's a million dollars
Counting on you.
From the saddle you were raised to your apricot face,
Did you think I'd never hear about you?

You should be my princess bride.
I will show you the world and its dunes.
And if you wish to runaway I will find you my damsel
Gone frazzled...viktor!

Someday you will hide behind your glass of gaffes.
Enjoy your peace of mind cause I will have the last
Laugh.