I was born in this museum
Spiderwebs all over the ceiling
I was born without feelings
People watching can be revealing
Dinosaurs didn't start the war (woah oh, woah oh)
Didn't know what they were fighting for (woah oh, woah oh)

Too dead (too dead)
To die (to die)
Goodbye (goodbye)
Blue eyes (blue eyes)
Not me (not me)
Not I (not I)
Too drunk (too drunk)
To drive (to drive)
You want money, it's buried under the lawn
Talk to murray, he's the man that you want

Oh darling, everyone knows
Because secrets don't go untold
And I heard it, (and he heard it)
And I heard it through the telephone

I was thrown into the light
Fit to be the human sacrifice
I was thrown into this room
Information, population, noon
Didn't know (didn't know)
At the time (at the time)
Teardrops (teardrops)
In her eyes (in her eyes)
I thought (I thought)
Why not (why not)
I bought (I bought)
A lot (a lot)

Oh darling, everyone knows
Because secrets don't go untold
And I heard it, (and he heard it)
And I heard it through the telephone