Oo la oo, oo la oo

roller disco party
everybody's moving across the dance floor
roller disco party
and if the people like it, we'll skate some more.

everybody's drawing up some peace talks,
under strobe lights, hokey pokey
the wall came down for the YMCA,
not for institutes in Helsinki

the village city people are in my house,
and i think they're cool
i go to the skating rink,
every day, after my classes.

roller disco party,
everybody's moving across the dance floor
roller disco party,
and if the people like it, we'll skate some more.

everybody's passing legislation,
to the tune of "If You Think I'm Sexy"
granola people march on Greyhound stations,
dancing lights, rayon and spandex.

***we interrupt this song to bring you a test of your patience. this is only a test.
are you good enough for Grape-nuts?
is the glass half full or half empty?
are you upset that this song has no meaning?
is that an opinion? is that your opinion?
are you happy?
loosen up!
roller disco party!***

roller disco party,
everybody's got an opinion
and i wish that you'd just keep it to yourself
from now own, if that alright with you?

and if the people like it, we'll skate some more
and if the people don't like it, we'll skate some more
the people don't like it, so skate, skate, skate, skate, skate, skate, skate some more