Ever since you left me
I've thought of all the sad things I said
Ever since you left me
I've written a million sad songs in my head

This is a sad song
This is a sad song
This is a sad song
This is a sad song

Ever since you left me (you left him)
I've been wondering what to do
Because in spite of all the pain
I'm so much better off with you

This is a sad song
This is a sad song
Everybody dance, if you've got it going on
Get off the wall, on the floor
Dance to my sad song
Every girl grab a guy (yeah), don't ask why
Every guy grab a girl, rock her world

(C'mon raise the roof)
You leaving should have been part of the plan
Since you left its been nothing but one night stands
With pretty girls, come on, come on
Shake yo ass bitches to my real sad song
I'm getting digits from every girl in the joint
All my friends hated you, guess they had a point (Word!)
I'm looking forward to a cheaper December
No explaining where I been, hey I don't remember
They call me 'player' cause I like to play
Got more choices than Old Country Buffet
What was I talking about? oh, yeah

This is a sad song

When are you coming back girl?

(There are no witnesses)