Why do all these men try to run a big legged woman down
Why do all these men try to run a big legged woman down
Must be the same thing that makes the bulldog run around

What makes a man go crazy when a woman wear her dress so tight
What makes a man go crazy when a woman wear her dress so tight
Must be the same thing that makes the tomcat fight all night

It's that same thing
It's that same thing
Tell me who's to blame
The whole worlds fighting about that same thing

What makes a man so happy when his woman wear her evening gown
What makes a man so happy when his woman wear her evening gown
Must be the same thing that makes the preacher lay his bible down

It's that same thing
It's that same thing
Tell me who's to blame
The whole worlds fighting about that same thing