All the scientists are running around
Looking for the monkey but he can't be found
'Cause he's down by the pond playing hockey with the kids
And all the mothers are running around
Looking for their children but they can't be found
'Cause they're down by the pond playing hockey with the monkey

And it's 1,2,3
The kids love the monkey
And 4,5,6
The monkey's got a hockey stick,

Havin' a good time, yeah

National guard is running around
Looking for the monkey but he can't be found
'Cause he's down by the pond playing hockey with the kids
And all the teachers are running around
Looking for the children but they can't be found
'Cause they're down by the pond playing hockey with the monkey

And it's 1, 2, 3
The kids love the monkey
And 4, 5, 6
The monkey's got a hockey stick

Havin' a good time, yeah

It's 1, 2, 3
The kids love the monkey
And 4,5,6
The monkey's got a hockey stick

Havin' a good time, yeah