I am a fine musician
I practice every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear me play
What do you play?
I play the drums

Drums, drums, rum-a-tum-tum
Rat-a-tat-tat, rum-a-tum-tum
Drums, drums, rum-a-tum-tum
Rum-a-tum-tum, tum-tum

He is a fine musician
He practices every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear him play
What does he play?
He plays the banjo

Plink, plink, plinkety-plonk
Plinkety-plonk, plinkety-plonk
Plink, plink, plinkety-plonk
Plinkety-plonk, plonk-plonk

He is a fine musician
He practices every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear him play
What does he play?
He plays piano

Tinkly-tinkly, tinkly-doo
Tinkly-doo, tinkly-doo
Tinkly-tinkly, tinkly-doo
Tinkly-doo, doo-doo

He is a fine musician
He practices every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear him play
What does he play?
He plays the cowbell

Clank, clank, clank-clank-clank
Clank, clank, clank-clank-clank
Clank, clank, clank-clank-clank
Clank, clank, clank-clank

He is a fine musician
He practices every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear him play
What does he play?
He plays the bagpipes

Whee, whee, whee-whee-whee
Whee-whee-whee, whee-whee-whee
Whee, whee, whee-whee-whee
Whee, whee-whee-whee

He is a fine musician
He practices every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear him play
What does he play?

He plays the didgeridoo
Didge, didge, didgeridoo
Didgeridoo, didgeridoo
Didge, didge, didgeridoo
Didgeridoo, doo-doo

We all are fine musicians
We practice every day
People come from miles around
Just to hear us play
What do we play?
We play the drums
The banjo, piano
The cowbell, the bagpipes
The didgeridoo
Hey!