I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie, Don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss

I've laid the seed, It should be all you need
You're as sensual as a pencil
Wound up like an 'E' or first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?

You got a block, well take my advice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
The Transducer will seduce ya
It's something you'll get used to
A mental mind-fuck can be nice

Planet, schmanet, Janet!
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
You'd better wise up
Build your thighs up
You'd better wise up
(Stop!)