(Put the freak on)
I'm the funky gremlin
Little dirty elf
Nasty boy
I'm that funky gremlin
I live in a funky gremlin house
I do everything backwards
A rock
Never smiling
I'm much more funkier than most
Way deep in my heart I thrust a spear and split it apart
Sorrow is my middle name, misery my calling card
The funky gremlin shall be my name

(Put the freak on)
Addicted to pain
(Put the freak on)
Moving slow like molasses
(Put the freak on, you got it)
Doing the same thing over and over
(Put the freak on)
I'm no use to anybody
(Put the freak on…)

I'm cursed, too lost
(Put the freak on)
Done out broke, got covered with moss
(Put the freak on)
God herself has forsaken me
(Put the freak on)
The blues have taken me
(Put the freak on)
Yes, whatever you thought
(Put the freak on)
All hope is lost