Well the postman's coming,
She gotta hide.
Said she got a message coming from the other side
She's crazy, Yeah she's crazy.

Well the voices on the phone
Stick into my ears,
Said she's gonna kiss me
If I took her out here.
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy.

Well, we'll talk about,
Talk about it all night long
She can't get a ride for gettin' it wrong.
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy.

Well the headcase actress,
Sitting by the fire.
Nose in a gum shoe
Dancin' all the while.
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy.

Well she's No can do,
Or she can't do that.
Playin' dumb on to
Some strum gone flat
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy.

We'll celebrate half wit,
3 beers blind.
I would take her out for tea
If I thought she wouldn't mind.
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy.

Well, we'll talk about,
Talk about it all night long
She can't get a ride for gettin' it wrong.
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy.

Well she's No can do,
Or she can't do that.
Playin' dumb on to
Some strum gone flat
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy.

Well the postman's coming,
She gotta hide.
Said she got a message coming from the other side
She's crazy, Yeah she's crazy.

Well the voices on the phone
Stick into my ears,
Said she's gonna kiss me
If I took her out here.
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy.

Well the headcase actress,
Sitting by the fire.
Nose in a gum shoe
Dancin' all the while.
She's crazy, yeah she's crazy.