We need every sock in the city
We need a hairdo and a bottle of tipsy
Every corner has a girl, every girl has an end
Every boy has a girl, my girlfriend has a friend

You know what you're for and you're for it all
You know what you want and you want it all
I'm a sucker for suckers and you suck me dry

We need seven puffs and a dragon
We need a suntan and a laser beam cannon
I've thought of making the grade, but the grade makes me laugh
I've thought of thinking it through, but the thought makes me sad

You know what you're for and you're for it all
You know what you want and you want it all
I'm a sucker for suckers and you suck me dry