Feel like I'm flyin solo
I'm totally unknown
Don't get attention much
But I like it, yeah I like, yeah I like it
I don't do interviews
Don't have an 8x10
A movie deal is moot
But I like it, yeah I like, yeah I like it

I'm the air hockey champion of the world
I'm the air hockey champion of the world
I'm the air hockey champion
Air hockey champion
Of the world of the world
except for the time I got beat by a girl

I've got a cellular phone
But no one in the address book
And I drive a piece of shit
But I like it, yeah I like, yeah I like it
I'm on this weeks cover of nothing.
Took out my last ten bucks
Can I wash your windshield?
'Cause i like, yeah I like, yeah I like it

I'm the air hockey champion of the world
I'm the air hockey champion of the world
I'm the air hockey champion
Air hockey champion
Of the world of the world
except for the time I got beat by a girl

I'm the air hockey champion of the world
I'm the air hockey champion of the world
I'm the air hockey champion of the world
I'm the air hockey champion of the world