I spent half of my life
in a Sainsburys queue
waiting to get to the front
so I could see you.
And the other half
standing outside your house
waiting for your
mum and dad to go out.

I want you to be happy
I want you to sing and sway
I want you to be satisfied
I want you to be okay

I didn't have a problem with you
you had a problem with me
I rubbed you up
but I'm not gonna kissey
with you pretty little missy
coz it's obvious i'm just not enough
Lady Jane is
right beside me
But I'm not gonna bother with her, her, her
coz she's not gonna do it with me.

I am brave when I'm drunk
I'm a knee high laughing punk
who wants you badly
But the bottle doesn't work
so I had to turn to church
I'm getting desperate.

I want you to be impressed
I want you to think I'm James Dean-esque
Don't you know I know your address
I'll come around and take you hostage.

I didn't have a problem with you
you had a problem with me
I rubbed you up
but I'm not gonna kissey
with you pretty little missy
coz it's obvious i'm just not enough.
Lady Jane is
right beside me
But I'm not gonna bother with her, her, her
coz she's not gonna do it with me.

I didn't have a problem with you
you had a problem with me
I rubbed you up
but I'm not gonna kissey
with you pretty little missy
coz' it's obvious i'm just not enough.
Lady Jane is
right beside me
But I'm not gonna bother with her, her, her
coz she's not gonna do it with me.