There's something
I forgot to tell you
Another thoughtless lie
To sell you
I'm playing ludo with Satan
I'm selling t-shirts with your face on

BUY AND SELL (x3)
It's the only thing I know well

Never forget to remember
See you again next September
They tell me I'm a nutcase
But I know I'm just a disgrace

They told me I should stop smoking
So I tried Cocaine
They say I look like Kate Moss
But I know I have a fat arse