Got a boner
In class
Class is over but I got this boner (yeah!)
Got a boner
Think fast
I'm the owner of a big ol' boner (yeah!)

Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard (oh no!)
Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard (oh no!)

Got a boner
In class
Class is over and I got this boner (yeah!)
She leans over
Bra strap
Teacher's older but I got a boner (yeah!)

Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard (oh no!)
Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard (oh no!)
Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard (oh no!)
Teacher asked me to go up to the chalkboard (oh no!)

Stu: Oh golly! What I'm gonna do to get rid of my erection, nate?
Nate: I don't know, stu! Sounds like you got yourself in a pickle!
Stu: I think we should think of things that aren't hot, like

Baseball!
Hockey!
Janet reno!
In a speedo!
Teletubbies!
My sister naked!
Captain kangaro!
Uh, sperm whales!
Christina aguilera
On top of britney spears
In a hot tub!
In a hot tub!
Catherine zeta jones!
Dental assistants!
Women's tennis!
Brad pitt!

Stu: What? Brad pitt?!
Nate: Yeah, didn't you see interview with a vampire?
Nate: Didn't ya?

Oh no! He's got a boner again!
Oh no! He's got a boner again!
Oh no! He's got a boner again!
Oh no! He's got a boner again!