Tawni:
One day we will
Walk hand in hand

Sonny:
Every boy and girl
From every land

Grady:
From the mountains

Nico:
To the beach

Tawni:
And that day
That day

Randoms:
It's almost in our own reach

Everybody:
Don't wear the pants
If they are skinny
Stop SPS, change the way you dress
Tight is no longer in it

Sonny:
When you hear fashion calling

Chad:
Thinking those and also fall in

Everybody:
And join our big pants family

Tawni:
And that day
That day

Everybody:
It's almost in our reach

CHORUS:
Don't wear the pants (don't wear the pants)
Cause they are skinny (ow, they're so skinny!)
Stop SPS, change the way you dress (ow!)
Cause tight is no longer in it (you know they aren't in!)
It's time to stop the pain
Let your blood circulate
Big pants slide on so easily

Don't wear the pants
Cause they are skinny
Stop SPS
Change the way you dress
Cause tight is no longer in it
It's time to stop the pain
Let your blood circulate
Big pants slide on so easily