Well, Carrie's pretty bad again
Katie, sure, hooked up with him
And Mary's, probably, a virgin
Zoe's off to the races (aces!)

It'd be so grand, if you'd be my man
Ask me to the dance, and hold my hand

Okay, what's a girl gotta do?
Just need a little attention from you
My lip gloss is cherry, my skirt's pretty short
I smell like vanilla, it's all so tender

It'd be so grand, if you'd be my man
Ask me to the dance, and hold my hand

After school, we'd make out on the bleachers
Detention again, I fuckin' hate my teachers
Maybe, this weekend we can go to the movies
My mom can drive us, it will be so groovy

Kiss him on the lips, I wanna kiss him on the lips
Yeah, kiss him on the lips, I wanna kiss him

Slumber party, Saturday night
We get into pillow fights
I won't even tell my friends
Well, actually, I'll tell all of them

It'd be so grand, if you'd be my man
Ask me to the dance, and hold my hand

After school, we'd make out on the bleachers
Detention again, I fuckin' hate my teachers
Maybe, this weekend we can go to the movies
My mom can drive us, it will be so groovy

Kiss him on the lips, I wanna kiss him on the lips
Kiss him on the lips, I wanna kiss him on the lips
Kiss him on the lips, I wanna kiss him on the lips
Kiss him on the lips, I wanna kiss him

After school, we'd make out on the bleachers
Detention again, I fuckin' hate my teachers
Maybe, this weekend we can go to the movies
My mom can drive us, it will be so groovy

Kiss him on the lips, I wanna kiss him on the lips
Yeah, kiss him on the lips, I wanna kiss him on the lips
Kiss him on the lips, I wanna kiss him on the lips
Yeah, kiss him on the lips, I wanna kiss him on the lips