I must’ve swiped left a million times
I'm so tired of shirtless guy profiles
Not one of these fuckers looks promising
Ah

I spy with my eyes another type say hi
Then call my Uber like in 5
My friend got a flat tire
Not again

Yeah, yeah yeah
You can not trust the virtual trust me babe
I gue', I guess I should’ve known

You’re just
Clickbait
When you talk, I just wanna get shit-faced
I was done with you before the drinks came
Off-screen, you really haven’t got it
On screen, you look like what I wanted

Clickbait
You’re boring me to death but damn your hairs great
My heart should be jumping out my rib cage
Off-screen, you really haven’t got it
O-on screen you look like what I wanted
Clickbait
Shit-faced
Drinks came

Blurry pics, what are you hiding?
Mirror selfies, help me, I'm dying!!
Fluent in sarcasm, it means he’s a dick
Just one pic, he probably catfish
He cool, he Caj
It’s nothing serious
Tell me you’re emotionally unavailable without telling me you’re emotionally unavailable
Uh-unavailable
Uh-unavailable
I can tell you’re emotionally uh-unavailable

Yeah, yeah yeah
You can not trust the virtual trust me babe
I gue', I guess I should’ve known

You’re just
Clickbait
When you talk, I just wanna get shit-faced
I was done with you before the drinks came
Off-screen, you really haven’t got it
On screen, you look like what I wanted

Clickbait
You’re boring me to death but damn your hairs great
My heart should be jumping out my rib cage
Off-screen, you really haven’t got it
O-on screen you look like what I wanted
Clickbait
Shit-faced
Drinks came
Clickbait
Hairs great
Rib cage
Clickbait