[Lisa]
If you wish to be our sitter
Please be sweet and never bitter
Help us with math and book reports

[Bart]
Might I add: Eat my shorts!

[Lisa]
BART!!

[Bart]
Just cuttin' through the treacle

[Lisa]
If maggie's fussy, don't avoid her

[Bart]
Let me get, away with moider

[Lisa]
Teach us songs and magic tricks

[Home]
Might I add, no fat chicks

[Marge]
HOMER!!!

[Lisa]
The nanny we want is kindly and sage

[Homer]
And one who will work for minimum wage

[Lisa]
Hurry nanny, things are grim

[Grampa]
I'll do it!!

[Lisa and Bart]
Anyone but him