Hello Darling, Have We Met Before?
Weren't You The One Who Knew The Bloke Next Door?
Do You Remember When We Used To Date?
Didn't You Go Out With My Brother's Mate?

Chorus
'Course We Don't Remember,
Remember, Remember...
You Know We Don't Remember,
Remember...
You're Not Our Mate...
And We Didn't Date...
No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No...
No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No Way..

Do You Remember Back In '93
You Were The One Who Really Fancied Me
You Used To Hang Out With My Mate Paul
He Said You Said You Thought That He Was Cool

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'Course We Don't Remember,
Remember, Remember...
You Know We Don't Remember,
Remember

There Was No Paul
At Our Girls School

Chorus
'Course We Don't Remember,
Remember, Remember...
You Know We Don't Remember,
Remember...
You're Not Our Mate..
And We Didn't Double Date..
No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No...
No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No Way..

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

We Met Each Other Two Years Ago
Talked About Fleas And Things And Well,
You Know You Must Remember,
Look At Me You Were Both Drunk
And You Got Off With Me

Chorus
'Course We Don't Remember,
Remember, Remember...
You Know We Don't Remember,
Remember

We Wouldn't Snog,
Such An Ugly Gob

Chorus
'Course We Don't Remember,
Remember, Remember...
You Know We Don't Remember,
Remember...
You're Not Our Mate...
And We Didn't Double Date..
'Course We Don't Remember,
Remember, Remember...
You Know We Don't Remember,
Remember

You're Not Jack the Lad
But Jack the Sad