I've been warped by the rain,
driven by the snow,
I'm drunk and dirty and dontcha know
That I'm still, yes I'm still

I ride the highway late at night,
I see my pretty Alice in every headlight,
Oh Alice, Alice, Alice

I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari,
Tehachapi to Tonopah,
I've driven every kinda truck that's ever been made,
I've even rode the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed,
if you give me weed, whites and wine,
show me a sign and I'll be willin' to keep on movin', yeah,

I've been kicked by the wind,
driven by the sea,
had my head stoved in,
but I'm still on my feet,
and I'm still, yes I'm still

I smuggled smoke from Mexico,
I get baked by the sun every time I go to Mexico,
yes I'm willin'

I've been from Tucson to Mexicali,
Tehachapi to Tonopah,
I've driven every kinda rig that's ever been made,
I even rode the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed,
if you give me weed, whites and wine,
show me a sign and I'll be willin' to keep on movin', movin', movin', yeah

I've been from Tucson to Mexicali,
Tehachapi to Tonopah,
I've driven every kinda rig that's ever been made,
I even rode the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed,
if you give me weed, whites and wine,
show me a sign and I'll be willin' to keep on movin', yeah