On a strange planet in a far away galaxy there were 3 teenage sharks
That were visited by humans and given advanced laser technology from the future
The sharks joined man in a battle against evil across the universe
Join the adventures of laser sharks and humans of tomorrow

A diferent product of evolution
Here to crush the revolution

Mutants from outer space
American all the way
They came to save the day
It's the laser sharks!

Man gave them laser beams
To protect the american dream
Lasers from the dark
It's the laser sharks!

They're taken from their home world
Indoctrinated and created
To serve aliens
That claim to be their friends

Mutants from outer space
American all the way
They came to save the day
That's great, that's right
Come on now!

Man gave them laser beams
To protect the american dream
Lasers from the dark
It's the laser sharks!

Shiawasena sanme sanme

Shiawasena laser sanme

Amerika gama satta
Kukan ni nihon ga ittekimashita
Wareware ga kukan ni
Shiawasena same hakken
Ware ware wa, reza o setchi
Ima, watashita chiwa hangeki
Ware ware wa katsu