If I had some sin repellent I'd spray it on my lips
And I'd never speak no evil no, no lies from my mouth would slip
I'd be as honest as old Abe I wouldn't tell tall tales at all
And I'd never swear at the referees when they'd make a lousy call

Well if I had some sin repellent it would end my sinning days
I'd follow all the ten commandments it would end my evil ways
I'd be a do-gooder from here on out I wouldn't steal or cheat or fight
And I'd always pray every morning, every noon, and every night

If I had some sin repellent I'd spray it on my mind
And I'd never think no evil I'd leave old Satan far behind
And I'd never think no dirty thoughts my thoughts would be so pure
And I'd always remember birthdays and anniversaries for sure

If I had some sin repellent I'd spray it on my eyes
And I'd never see no evil I'd never judge the ladies by their size
And I'd only see the good in every person that I'd meet
And I'd never check the girls out when they're walking down the street