My friends call me Two Gun I answer when they call
My friends call me Two Gun I answer when they call
I got one in my boot top, one in my overalls
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Well, I rode me some freight trains, I've rode me someaeroplanes
I've rode some freight trains, I've rode some aeroplanes
I don't care how I travel, I'll get there just the same

Give me water when I'm thirsty a bottle when I'm dry
Water when I'm thirsty a bottle when I'm dry
Play me some sad, sad music when I want to cry
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Well, I got me a good line and it works every time
I got me a good line it works every time
When I start to use it women all stand in line

You may think I'm lyin' what I say ain't true
You may think I'm lyin' what I say ain't true
If you don't believe me, woman, let me try my line on you
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