Hey, hey
Has anyone seen my wave?
Hey, could it be here beneath all this junk mail?
Opportunity could have come and gone
Television's been on
In case I don't hear him knock
I leave the door unlocked

Chorus:
I've been watching the world, every channel for days
Stranded with bed sores
I'm a living room castaway
But pretty soon I'm-a-get buff for the summer
Bummer, summer's ended yesterday
What day is it anyway?
What day is it anyway?
A living room castaway

Hey, my body is a temple to the gods in my ashtray
And my mind has been selling memories for videotapes
And my heart has been falling apart
Oh, nevermind
We missed the preview
Rewind it back to the start
They're the best part

Repeat Chorus

How long have I been drifting along in this couch anyway?
How long have I been drifting along in this couch anyway?