Ask anyone who knows me I've never been a cheater
I only chanced to meet her we've had a couple of beers
We're dancin' and we're drinkin' and all the time I'm thinkin'
What's a nice guy like me doing here

We're headed out the doorway and I know I'll be sorry
But Lord my face is burning and I'm not thinking clear
The bellboy's smiling sadly my heart is pounding madly
What's a nice guy like me doing here

I'm staring at the ceiling with such a let down feeling
While some stranger whispers I love you in my ear
At home my woman's waitin' and it's myself I'm hatin'
What's a nice guy like me doing here
Lord what's a bad guy like me doing here