"Merry christmas"

I’m really sorry
I’m really sorry

Is the perfect babysitter
The last household remedy
Needs no dresses
Just one complete machine
And if you still have doubt
I'm here to make you believe
Just listen to this testimony (which we bleed)
And listen to the simple formulae
It's easy as 1, 2, 3

I'll pay a little visit

I'll whisper oh so softly
And fill their minds with dreams

I'll corrupt their tiny souls
With secrets they can't keep