I wish I was as tough as you, dude
I would be so cool
I'd be just as dumb but without the gut
I'm getting laid

I bet I can throw down harder, dude
If I dropped out of school
There'll be blood and shit running down my fists
I'm getting laid

Let someone else try dabbing it first
These douche bags and tough guys are the fucking worst
I'm biting my tongue and it's starting to hurt
When this gets to me I'm diving in headfirst

I've got a problem with you and your friends
I fucking hate you since you met all of them
I've got some free time that I'd rather spend
Crossing off names in my hospital bed