You miss me Christmas
Every day of the year
I'm missing Christmas
I can't stand when I hear
Those jingles laughter
It's so cozy to know
I'm going crazy
Every time I see snow
There's holly, shopping
Mistletoe and a kiss
Fuck April sunshine
It's just Christmas I miss

Eggnog and presents and
Trimming the tree and the
Plaza lights icicles
Give them to me oh I
Might go crazy
Fuck the daisies
I want Christmas
Now

I count the seconds
'Til department stores glitter
Friendly snowmen
Oh my heart's all a-Twitter
Scarves and mittens
Shoot this season like coke
Addictive Christmas
Can't you give me a toke
There's sugar toddies
Melt your troubles away
Fuck August sunsets
Fuck September and may

Eggnog and presents and
Trimming the tree and the
Plaza lights icicles
Give them to me oh I
Might go crazy
Fuck the daisies
I want Christmas
Now
Eggnog and presents and
Trimming the tree and the
Plaza lights icicles
Give them to me oh I
Don't want Jesus
'Til hell freezes I
Just want Christmas
Now