I keep my radio up on the shelf
DJ Manny tells me I should just be myself
I keep my radio up on the shelf
DJ Manny tells me I should just be myself

But if I never win
And I only lose
Then I need someone to help me through my
North American Blues

Every day I find myself in a jam
The televison tells me just to be who I am
Every day I find myself in a jam
The televison tells me just to be who I am

But if I never win
And I only lose
Then I need someone to help me through my
North American Blues

Well, there's North Dakota, South Dakota
Carolinas too
There's a million golden arches
And a big one in St. Louis
There's Mexico and Canada
Alaska way up top
But I'm stuck here in the middle
Wondering how to make it stop
How to make it stop
How to make it, yeah

The pappers tells me I have nothing to fear
But I don' like the picture when
I'm looking in the mirror
The pappers tells me I have nothing to fear
But I don' like the picture when
I'm looking in the mirror

And if I never win
And I only lose
Then I need someone to help me through my
North American Blues
And if I never win
And I only lose
Then I need someone to help me through my
North American Blues
Yeah, and if I never win
And I only lose
Then I need someone to help me through my
North American Blues