There's a few straight guys I know
They wanna know who plays the women's role
I shake my head and say
it's not like that
Some guys have the imagination of a doormat
Our roles are not cast in stone
We trade off getting boned
Cause we're versatile

There's a few straight guys I've known
There's a few straight guys I've blown
They like women and makesure you don't forget it
But they've got a burning desire to GET IT
They went to know how taking it feels
Like Pete Townshend when he revealed
He's versatile

There's a few straight guys I know
Tired of the traditional roles
There's nothing like a good vibrator
To jump start a bored masturbator
Maybe a dildo would enrich their lives
They could explain to their girlfriends and wives
They're versatile