Empty house, empty rooms
Empty bottle of Patron
I need to go out but not around here
There ain't nowhere we haven't gone

There's this travel agent that I know
Who says Cozumel is real nice
And so he got me a deal on a flight and a room
And a little bit of free advice

Don't drink the water
I told him that's ok
I ain't going down to Mexico
To drink the water anyway

Blake, ain't you been there before?

Yeah, I've been there a time or two
They got some sweet Senoritas
That are more than glad to meet you
But I'm telling you, boy, whatever you do

Don't drink the water
Ok, ok
I ain't going down to Mexico
To drink the water anyway

Corona or Tecate
My old friend Jose
I ain't going down to Mexico
To drink the water anyway

On this trip, anything I sip
Had better have a kick and a burn
Strong enough to get you off my mind
Pickle my liver and a little grub o' worm
Here we go!

Don't drink the water
That's what they say
But I ain't going down to Mexico
To drink the water anyway

No one I know goes to Mexico
To drink the water anyway