Hey, drummer boy
Won't you please show up, out of thin air
'Cause we're looking for a drummer tonight
They got the tickets to our show
And you know we're looking for a drummer boy

He's got to know how to move
But does he know how to groove?
Gotta keep that tempo up
I don't think you can keep up

Hey, drummer boy (drummer boy, drummer boy)
Can you really keep it up?
I've got the rhyme got the style
Can you really keep in time?
My drummer boy
Can you really keep it up?

He's got to know how to move
But does he know how to groove?
Gotta keep that tempo up
I don't think you can keep up

Hey, drummer boy
Come to my house tonight
But bring a drum' set
'Cause you're no good without it

Drummer boy
Can you really keep it up?
Hey, drummer boy
Actually, we're looking for a drummer girl