Hey baby
Shoe fairy baby
I'm waitin' for you
My feet are achin'
My legs are quakin'
I paid my dues
I wanna be changin'
I wanna be different
I wanna be you
Sweet little pixie
You're gonna fix me
My waitin' is through

Sweet Jesus
Heavens to Betsy
What did you do?
Well, these shoes are crazy
They're makin' me lazy
I'm naked and bruised
I'm beaten and battered
My spirits are shattered
I'm fellin' confused
Hey baby, my shoe fairy baby
Maybe some boots?

These shoes fit? THE SHOES DON'T FIT! (x4)

SHOES DON'T FIT - You can't wear them! (x4)

And then he walked away (x8)