Gonna send those welfare bums right back to work
Start a dirty war in El Salvador
Gonna back the Contras and Apartheid
Then I’ll win the election by a landslide

Ronnie and Mags, Maggie and Ron
Let’s get together, build a neutron bomb
Maggie and Ron, Ronnie and Mags
Let’s go to Grenada, gonna fly our flags

Gonna privatise, shut down some mines
Gonna back Khmer Rouge and Apartheid
Feed a slice of cake to Bobby Sands
Spend a holiday in the Falklands

Ronnie and Mags, Maggie and Ron
Gonna get the hostages from Iran
Maggie and Ron, Ronnie and Mags
Let’s go to Grenada and the Falklands

Ronnie and Mags, Denis and Nance
We know exactly who was wearing the pants
Denis and Nance, Maggie and Ron
Let’s have a foursome, build a neutron bomb