It's c-c-cold outside
I'm f-f-freezing
My nose is getting runny
I hope I don't start sneezing

I need a hot cup of cocoa
With a marshmellow or two
I need a hot cup of cocoa
Even though I am a Jew

I'm all down for celebrating
These winter holiday hybrids (fa la la)
But my dad says that Hanukkah's
A dance we just do for the kids (fa la la)

Fa la la, fa la la (x4)

It's c-c-cold outside
I'm f-f-freezing
My nose is getting runny
I hope I don't start sneezsing

I need a hot cup of cocoa
With a marshmellow or two
I need a hot cup of cocoa
Even though I am a Jew
I do, I do

I may not be filled with
That good ol' Christmas cheer (fa la la)
But calling me a scrooge
Only enhances seasonal fear (fa la la)

Yes, my birthday is two days before the one of Christ (fa la la)
Yes, getting me two presents would make you twice as nice (fa la la)

Fa la la.