I am a man on the strength of a lie
And I don't understand of the which or the why, yeah
You are a man, you're a craze at a time
Won't you make up your mind?
Is it lemon? Is it lime? (Oh)
I am a man and my shirt is too bright
And my hair took a dive and my pants are too tight, oh
I've got a limit
You sure have hit it

I am a man who just tries to survive
Like a fish on the tide or a bee in the hive, yeah
You are a man in the blink of an eye
Went from ten to a five
Am I wrong? Am I right? Oh
I am a man who will do what he can
When his mama's in a jam or the shit's hit the fan, woah
I've got a limit
You sure have hit it

So I guess it's over
Please, don't go
Until you're sober
No, please, no
You're not in my class
Oh, I know
So goodbye, kiss my ass