"There is a book, a book, a very special book
and it hooks you on the first look"
a man said this to me on the street
(it'll change your life)

"Yes, yes but who are you tell me of a book?"
I said, with a skeptical look.
"Oh oh, oh oh, I'm Mister Charm."

Oh, Mister Charm, Mister Charm.

My mister Ears could not believe themselves for years and years
they checked into a clinic for the weird
we finished talking with morse code
(dot dot, dit dit, dot dot dit dit dot dot [dot dit])

La la la la la
Mr. Charm

He quoted Machiavelli, it took a while
and he smiled as we tapped out treatise on a tile
but I could never ever want to leave.

And so, and so I never left
Wait no, I guess I must've left
but those things I tend to forget
I don't know exactly when I left.

Oh Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm