I'm left handed when throwing
my shit across the room.
I'm left handed when I throw a fit
I use my left hand when I make myself come
to my senses when I'm losing it.
My left hand is good for when I'm knocking on wood
Although I gotta admit that it hurts.
I'm left handed when I picture you with another,
with your right hand taking off your skirt.

Chorus:
So I'm gonna take a day off
and watch the world around me.
take a day off and take it all in.
gonna take a day off and watch the world around me
take a day off and try to blend in

I'm left handed when writing graffiti on bridges,
though I can't write a bridge for this song.
They said I shoulda left out the part about your boob job,
they said it made this song kinda long.
My left hand's got a tan line where the ring used to be,
The one that you gave me before, 'cause I left that ring behind
inside an empty glass wine when the waitress scraped me up off the floor

(Chorus)

Bridge:
So little time with so much to do, everything was fine,
then there was you, I really don't mind
if you just pack your shit and go away.
(pack your shit and go away)