Every night of every year
I sit and wait for this to arrive
Fairy lights and silent nights
It helps to keep my sanity alive
But I am always so afraid
That I may have upset Jesus Christ
And if I had then Father Christmas
Won't be coming to me tonight

What if he don't come this Christmas?
What if he don't come this Christmas?
What if he don't come this Christmas?
What if he don't come?
Oh what if he don't come this Christmas?

All the other bastard kids
Say Santa isn't real at all
But who else would give you presents?
For doing utterly fuck all?
I know that I've been good
I hope that someone has been watching me
Because I really deserve that computer
And the other stuff for free

But what if he don't come this Christmas?
What if he don't come this Christmas?
What if he don't come this Christmas?
What if he don't come?
Oh what if he don't come this Christmas?

What if he don't come this Christmas?
What if he don't come this Christmas?
What if he don't come this Christmas?
What if he don't come?
Oh what if he don't come this Christmas?