As discussed
As per my previous correspondence
You can go and eat a bag of dicks
Circle back, circle back and eat them again

Fuck your 9 to 5
Fuck your shirt and tie
Fuck every goddamn thing that comes out of your mouth
No, I don’t wanna go offline

If I never read another fucking email
Or pretend I don’t wish that you were in a fire
If I never see your face again
It'll be too soon, it'll be too soon

If I never read another fucking email
I had a dream that I watched you getting hit by a truck
If I never hear your voice again
It'll be too soon, it'll be too soon

If I'm not early, I'm still on time
I'm not late - that’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard
And also if I'm late, who gives a fuck?

Why the fuck do you need to waste an hour
With some shit you could've said in a text?
This flaming bag of shit's my resignation
Now let's burn this place down

If I never read another fucking email (fuck your 9 to 5)
A grown man shouldn't need to ask to take a dump (fuck your shirt and tie)
If I never see your face again (fuck your 9 to 5)
It'll be too soon, it'll be too soon (fuck your shirt and tie)