At the Office Xmas Party I met my fate
Under the snowflakes hanging shared a cigarette
The xmas lights were blinking I felt so sure
The decorations over office furniture

But it's not cool to be with you
because we know they set the rules

Larry's in antlers and he always gets so drunk
We watched and laughed as his red nose went in the punch

But it's not cool to be with you
Although I really would like to

And the lights were shimmering, and the room was spinning
Are we going too far?
We're walking back to your car

At the Office Xmas Party I met my fate
Driving to work on Monday sad and running late

But it's not cool to be with you
I see you in the copy room
Yeah it's not cool to be with you
The office talk can be so cruel.