We found great amusement in this little girl's situation
She was suffering from a case of misguided defecation
Her predicament was something we had never considered
With feces coming out of her mouth, how could she possibly use the shitter?
We laughed at her as she tried to form words
She would open her mouth and out would roll turds
She was crying and it was obvious she was trying hard
Her mom came out and saw us laughing and said we weren't allowed back in their yard