Down below, that smelly goblin camp
Your life was pretty tough
And you didn't really know it then
But you were looking for love

And that is when you saw him
A monster in a cage
And that monster was a man, or elf
And he needed to be saved

Oh-woah, you fell in love with a bear
Woah, because he's tender and he cares
Woah, and he's got really nice hair
Woah, you fell in love with a bear

You feel so undeserving
He's so pure in every way
You didn't think you were a furry
And that's perfectly okay

As you sit around the campfire
On your way to Baldur's Gate
You know that even if you fucked a vampire
Your loving bear would stay

With his tree trunk arms around me
All I am is gay

Woah, you fell in love with a bear
Woah, because he's tender and he cares
Woah, and he's got really nice hair
Woah, you fell in love with a bear, oh!

Come on, now!
Woah, you fell in love with a bear (how could you not?)
Woah, and he's tender and he cares (saving the enviroment)
Woah, just run your fingers through his hair (that's a really nice hair)
Woah, you fell in love with a bear (one more time, now!)
Woah, you fell in love with a bear
Woah, because he's tender and he cares
Woah, and he's got really nice hair
Woah, you fell in love with a bear
Woah, you fell in love with a bear
Woah, you fell in love with a bear