Scrambled eggs
Oh, my baby, how I love your legs
Not as much as I love scrambled eggs
Oh, we should eat some scrambled eggs

Waffle fries
Oh, my darling, how I love your thighs
Not as much as I love waffle fries
Oh, have you tried the waffle fries?

They are so damn good that they should be illegal
They're like regular fries, but they're shaped like a waffle

Chicken wings (chicken wings? No, no, no)
No? (Chicken wings? I'm vegetarian, no chicken wings)
(Yeah, I forgot, it was actually)

Tofu wings
Oh, my baby, when I hear you sing
All I think about is tofu wings
Oh, did you bring the tofu wings?

There's a place I know where I go for kick-ass wings
We could even get a side of onion rings

Scrambled eggs
Oh, my baby, how I love your legs
Not as much as I love scrambled eggs
Oh, let's go get some scrambled eggs

Mm-mm-mm, mm-mm-mm