You want funky? We got funky

Who's got funky? We got funky
You said funky
Violent and funky, violent and funky
Violent and funky, violent and funky
Violent and funky

Sticks and stones
May break some bones
But a three fifty-seven
Gonna blow your damn head off
You take the pen
And I'll take the sword
You can write some shit till
I cut your fuckin' head off

You want funky? We got funky
What kind of funky? Violent and funky

You want funky? We got funky
What kind of funky? Violent and funky
Violent and funky, violent and funky
Violent and funky, violent and funky

Do unto others
As you do unto yourself
Of course for me that's damn easy
'Cause I hate myself
A penny saved is a penny earned
But a stolen case of beer
Gets you a hell of a lot drunker
Early to bed and early to rise
Makes a man healthy
Wealthy and boring
It ain't over till the fat lady sings
And the big bitch is choking
On a chunk of salami

You want funky? We got funky
What kind of funky? Violent and funky
Violent and funky, violent and funky
Violent and funky, violent and funky

You know it's snapped like a mutha
You know we're snappin' like a mutha

You want funky? We got funky
What kind of funky? Violent and funky
You said funky? We got funky
Violent and funky, violent and funky
Violent and funky, violent and funky
Violent and funky, violent and funky
Violent and funky, violent and funky

You know we're snappin' like a mutha