Ink fills the page
A classic killer completes the cast
If evil's all the rage
Cut to the close up, then fade to black

Sit back for the sequel of your dreams
All psychos crave more shocking scenes
Who cares if it bleeds beyond the screen?

Are you misunderstood?
Are you more bad than good?
Welcome to Horrorwood
Where anyone would kill for a call back!

'Cause everyone is just so fucking desperate for fame
Can't blame thе savages (blame thе savages) this town attracts
I guess we'rе all insane (insane)
So silence the critics, 'cause this is not an act
(But here's the soundtrack)

Sit back for the sequel of your dreams
All psychos crave more shocking scenes
Who cares if it bleeds beyond the screen? (Are you)

Are you misunderstood? (Yeah)
Are you more bad than good?
Welcome to Horrorwood
Where anyone would kill for a call back

(The tabloids say) there goes the neighborhood, but long live Horrorwood
The only place it pays to be a hack!
But will you make the cut?
If you know!

Stardom's just an afterthought
For all those stabbed in the back lot
Piled up and left to rot
So how's this for an establishing shot?

(Are you) misunderstood? (Yeah)
Are you more bad than good?
Welcome to Horrorwood
Where anyone would kill for a call back

(The tabloids say) there goes the neighborhood, but long live Horrorwood
The only place where everyone should

Fear the premiere
There's always a target (out on the red carpet)
Between silver screams, something's awakened (and you'll never make it)
But enjoy the show!

Are you misunderstood? (Yeah)
Are you more bad than good?
Welcome to Horrorwood
Where anyone would kill for a call back

(The tabloids say) there goes the neighborhood, but long live Horrorwood
The only place it pays to be a hack!
Be a hack, welcome back!