Male
She gives suggestions
He’d rather skip

Female
She left a fifty

Male
He didn’t tip

Both
His style is truly tragic
Hers is tragically hip
The perfect romance

Male
He likes things simple

Female
But she’s complex

Male
He follows structures

Female
Which she rejects
He’s really only with her
‘Cause he want back his ex

Both
The perfect romance

Male
They couldn’t be
Less suited for each other

Female
I completely agree
But don’t you see
That that’s what makes them perfect
For one another

Male
She’ll try to teach him
All that she knows

Female
Their good intentions-

Male
Oh! What are those?
They quickly all go back
But, sadly that’s how it goes

Both
The perfect romance
The perfect romance
The perfect romance